|
|
| Site Admin |
| Posts |
49593 |
| Word Cnt. |
2,756,445 |
| BDay |
Apr 22 |
| Sign |
Taurus |
| Sex |
 |
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 25, 2004
Local time: 6:57 PM
Location: Texas
|
|
|
|
|
 |
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All
of his tests come back with normal
results.
The doctor says, "George, everything
looks great. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight..
He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so
when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm
done, poof! The light goes off.."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor,
says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's
wife."Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine!
But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night,and poof! The light goes on in the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes
off?"
"Oh my God!" exclaims Ethel.
"He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
 |
|
Calendar
