Welcome to RCF - WHF

rb2d2 · Sep 25, 2004

* He who laughs last.....................thinks slowest.

* Everyone has a photographic memory..........Some don't have film.

* A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.

* On the other hand..............you have different fingers.

* Change is inevitable...........except from a vending machine.

* I just got lost in thought..........it was unfamiliar territory.

* When the chips are down.......the buffalo is empty.

* Seen it all, done it all.........can't remember most of it.

* Those who live by the sword........get shot by those who don't.

* I feel like I am diagonally parked......in a parallel universe.

* You have the right to remain silent......anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

* Honk............if you love peace and quiet.

* Despite the cost of living.......have you noticed how it remains so popular.

* It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the cost of living.

* Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

* The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

* It is said that if you lined up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

* You can't have everything.......where would you put it?

* The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

* A fine is a tax for doing wrong.....a tax is a fine for doing well.

* Everybody lies.....but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

* I wish the buck stopped here.....I could use a few.

* I started out with nothing......and I still have most of it.

* Light travels faster than sound....this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.