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rb2d2 · Sep 25, 2004

What's the difference between a banjo and a Chain Saw?
you can turn a chain saw off.

What's the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
one is loud, obnoxious, and noisy; and the other is a bird.

What's the difference between a banjo and a Harley Davidson Motorcycle?
you can tune a Harley.

What's the difference between a banjo and a Onion?
no one cries when you cut up a banjo.

What's the difference between a banjo and a Trampoline?
you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a banjo and a Uzi?
a uzi only repeats forty times.

What's the difference between a skunk run over on the road and a banjo player run over on the road?
You see skid marks in front of the skunk.

What is the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a toilet without hitting the seat.

Why are banjos better than guitars?
They burn longer.

How can you tell a herd of banjo players from a bunch of grapes?
Jump up and down on them…If you get wine, you've got grapes!

What's the best or fastest way to tune a banjo?
With wirecutters.

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve banjo pickers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a banjo picker for my 'gator."

Ella Howard · Oct 20, 2004

Ha! Reminds me of the old Aggie jokes! devil1